Re: 6th Feb= 11c!

by Chimpy Fri 04 Feb 2011, 21:10

cabbie wrote:Chimpy sweetie, my blade is at the tuner, the H2 gsxr is half built and the supermoto is without wheels! I've got a mountain bike but don't fancy pedaling to Boxhill, BUT next week I'll have a choice of bikes, happy days.

ah bless you, next week it is then? got a couple of mates riding over from wales so i'll bring them out too, welsh boys never been to box hill lol.....

by cabbie Sat 05 Feb 2011, 08:52

Chimpy wrote:
cabbie wrote:Chimpy sweetie, my blade is at the tuner, the H2 gsxr is half built and the supermoto is without wheels! I've got a mountain bike but don't fancy pedaling to Boxhill, BUT next week I'll have a choice of bikes, happy days.

ah bless you, next week it is then? got a couple of mates riding over from wales so i'll bring them out too, welsh boys never been to box hill lol.....

I sort out some sheep for next week then hubba

by Chimpy Sat 05 Feb 2011, 11:07

cabbie wrote:
Chimpy wrote:
cabbie wrote:Chimpy sweetie, my blade is at the tuner, the H2 gsxr is half built and the supermoto is without wheels! I've got a mountain bike but don't fancy pedaling to Boxhill, BUT next week I'll have a choice of bikes, happy days.

ah bless you, next week it is then? got a couple of mates riding over from wales so i'll bring them out too, welsh boys never been to box hill lol.....

I sort out some sheep for next week then

lol that's not fair - competition!!!!

by wild bill Sat 05 Feb 2011, 11:25

One of my welsh mates told me if you shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff they push back really hard! Also if you wear wellies you can stick their back legs in them so they can't run off thumbup

by cabbie Sat 05 Feb 2011, 11:32

wild bill wrote:One of my welsh mates told me if you shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff they push back really hard! Also if you wear wellies you can stick their back legs in them so they can't run off

Will this work with a Hampster?

by samuk Sat 05 Feb 2011, 11:39

Chimpy no i cant beat that..hope it was nothing too too serious.

My sodding bike aint starting...ahhhhhhh

by morpheus20170 Sat 05 Feb 2011, 11:58

How is the weather up near Boxhill. The rain doesn't faze me too much but the 45mph gusts do :0(

by wild bill Sat 05 Feb 2011, 12:25

cabbie wrote:
wild bill wrote:One of my welsh mates told me if you shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff they push back really hard! Also if you wear wellies you can stick their back legs in them so they can't run off
Will this work with a Hampster?

Yeh but i'd advise you to wrap some gaffer tape round the hamster first Razz

by Chimpy Sat 05 Feb 2011, 18:20

wild bill wrote:One of my welsh mates told me if you shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff they push back really hard! Also if you wear wellies you can stick their back legs in them so they can't run off

that's the first thing you learn with the "Shag a Sheep" information booklet you get when you go over the Severn Bridge. Then every shop stocks standard issue wellies for the lover in you Smile

of course, you do have to run fast to get a good looking one.....

by wild bill Sat 05 Feb 2011, 21:50

Chimpy wrote:
wild bill wrote:One of my welsh mates told me if you shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff they push back really hard! Also if you wear wellies you can stick their back legs in them so they can't run off

that's the first thing you learn with the "Shag a Sheep" information booklet you get when you go over the Severn Bridge. Then every shop stocks standard issue wellies for the lover in you

of course, you do have to run fast to get a good looking one.....

Sod running after one, i'll just visit a local abattoir and get a dead warm one Rolling Eyes

by cabbie Sat 05 Feb 2011, 22:01

wild bill wrote:
Chimpy wrote:
wild bill wrote:One of my welsh mates told me if you shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff they push back really hard! Also if you wear wellies you can stick their back legs in them so they can't run off

that's the first thing you learn with the "Shag a Sheep" information booklet you get when you go over the Severn Bridge. Then every shop stocks standard issue wellies for the lover in you

of course, you do have to run fast to get a good looking one.....
Sod running after one, i'll just visit a local abattoir and get a dead warm one

You are one sick MoFo hubba

by Chimpy Sun 06 Feb 2011, 10:25

lol bill what are you like......

by wild bill Sun 06 Feb 2011, 13:47

Chimpy wrote:lol bill what are you like......

Sensible! Firstly the sheep wouldn't need to go through the trauma of being rogered by a human because it'll be dead. Secondly once i've finished and removed its PVC suit and gimp mask i can cover it in garlic & rosemary and chuck it in the oven!

Roger'n'roast... Bootiful Wink

by Kiwiboy Sun 06 Feb 2011, 14:08

As a New Zealander I have no comment on the above topic whistle

by Chimpy Sun 06 Feb 2011, 21:47

wild bill wrote:
Chimpy wrote:lol bill what are you like......
Sensible! Firstly the sheep wouldn't need to go through the trauma of being rogered by a human because it'll be dead. Secondly once i've finished and removed its PVC suit and gimp mask i can cover it in garlic & rosemary and chuck it in the oven!

Roger'n'roast... Bootiful

ha, man of my own heart. praying mantis eat your own heart out......

by Chimpy Sun 06 Feb 2011, 21:55

cabbie wrote:
Chimpy wrote:
cabbie wrote:Chimpy sweetie, my blade is at the tuner, the H2 gsxr is half built and the supermoto is without wheels! I've got a mountain bike but don't fancy pedaling to Boxhill, BUT next week I'll have a choice of bikes, happy days.

ah bless you, next week it is then? got a couple of mates riding over from wales so i'll bring them out too, welsh boys never been to box hill lol.....

I sort out some sheep for next week then

soz hun won't be around the weekend after all. my dad had massive heart attack this weekend and is intensive care, i am busting a gut to fly over as he and mum live in spain

by JT Sun 06 Feb 2011, 22:03

Chimpy wrote:soz hun won't be around the weekend after all. my dad had massive heart attack this weekend and is intensive care, i am busting a gut to fly over as he and mum live in spain

Now then Chimpy

So Sorry to hear this, hope you get across to your family soon and your dad is ok love

by cabbie Sun 06 Feb 2011, 22:35

What terrible news for you, best wish to Dad and a full recovery.

by Chimpy Sun 06 Feb 2011, 23:54

thank you sweethearts

by Gumsey Mileage Sun 06 Feb 2011, 23:57

best wishes for your dad chimpy xxx

by wild bill Mon 07 Feb 2011, 01:05

Oh shit man, sorry to hear the news Chimpy, hope everything turns out ok for you & ya pops thumbup

by Chimpy Mon 07 Feb 2011, 05:59

cheers guys, i just booked flights for weds morning, earliest one i could get

by **masterblader** Mon 07 Feb 2011, 08:42

Shocked at the news Chimpy hope your Dad has a speedy recovery.
Thinking of you and your family

by Chimpy Mon 07 Feb 2011, 08:54

masterblader wrote:Shocked at the news Chimpy hope your Dad has a speedy recovery.
Thinking of you and your family

thank you my guardian angel, i'll see you later x

by **masterblader** Mon 07 Feb 2011, 09:41

Sucker punch just when you were on the UP seeing you laughing, joking
and even buying ME a bacon sarnie on Saturday shocked me after what you went through showed what a tough chic sorry primate.
Will be round between 4-5 providing flight is on time.
Chin up Chimpy
xxxx

by Chimpy Mon 07 Feb 2011, 10:24

masterblader wrote:Sucker punch just when you were on the UP seeing you laughing, joking
and even buying ME a bacon sarnie on Saturday shocked me after what you went through showed what a tough chic sorry primate.
Will be round between 4-5 providing flight is on time.
Chin up Chimpy
xxxx

i'm made of strong stuff MB, i'll be fine. just wanna get there and be around for mum xx

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