Newbie 929 + 08 Blade

And a smoke after

cabbie wrote:And a smoke after

And probably a few squirts with an asthma inhalator

zimmer frame springs to mind
and don't for get the adrenalin shot to the hart after it stops ,
because you've taken to many Viagra . when you would of been better of with a loofah

NorthernOrphan wrote:On this page they're only 32 and 20 so I'm safe, it's them older than 40 that scare me

did you hear that cabbie?
sorry

danidge wrote:

NorthernOrphan wrote:On this page they're only 32 and 20 so I'm safe, it's them older than 40 that scare me

did you hear that cabbie?
sorry

Oi stop upsetting the old timers.

They're the ones who contribute the most, all I did was start them off and I would never stereotype and say the older ones have the probes in bed, they do appreciate the ladies efforts more than the young'ns

Thanks for the memories or should I say mammories

That was supposed to be probs, but my phone had ideas of it's own
Makes life more interesting I guess
Lol

no, your phone was correct, us older guys do have "the Probes" in bed..

Ahhh probes megawatt no's all about them !!!!! he he he

You takin my name in vain mate??? I got probes on my hands, ten of em, unless I turn into an octopus after a few beers???

NorthernOrphan wrote:They're the ones who contribute the most, all I did was start them off and I would never stereotype and say the older ones have the probes in bed, they do appreciate the ladies efforts more than the young'ns

The ladies clean the sheets right after and the young'ns wait a couple days

if ya doing it right there's nothing left on the bed
and the bed should be on the landing
and the living room carpet covered in artex

chortle

megawatt wrote:You takin my name in vain mate??? I got probes on my hands, ten of em, unless I turn into an octopus after a few beers???

No mate you ask a lot a questions that's probing in a polite way, but the octopus bit sound's good as-well !!!!!!!

NorthernOrphan wrote:if ya doing it right there's nothing left on the bed
and the bed should be on the landing
and the living room carpet covered in artex

chortle

all these years I've been doing it wrong But as the years have past foreplay is now 1hr of begging misscb1 'the wife' stops asking after that

foreplay ? beating my fella til he loses feeling in his legs and accepts his fate

oh yes....i get mine

Foreplay.... What's that?

Hey as long as I empty me bags, that's all that matters

lol

urine bags at your age ????

Silverback............at our age you know you should,nt play with fire !

Just answering posts like I do with all other folk on here Haggler

And the last time I played with fire it was my FireBlades and both broke on me 'fire = not lucky for me'.

Oh no
I'll take them off ya hands silverback

I'm sure you would especially after i've seen your YELLOW 929
I had 2 Blades in exactly the same colour https://firebladeriders.forumotion.com/gallery/Members-Rides/CBR954RR/bikes-at-haddo-005-pic_64.htm
1st; was written off when the chain broke and smashed up everything.
2nd; the engine casing was found to have a hair line fracture and leaking coolent '11 weeks in the dealers to get fixed'

Wife had a GSXR750k5 and couldn't get on with it's handling, so she took a little run on my Blade and decided my bike rode better than her K5 and I never seen the keys again
She then traded in the Blade and bought her Honda CB1000r
OH and I traded the K5 for my R1

So YOU are yamaha........ And it's your WIFE that's Honda Fireblade ???

mmmm well technically YES and NO, it's a CB1000r not a CBR1000r and misscb1 hasn't really come on here since she sold the Blade and I did ask if it was ok for me to continue on here when I bought the Yam.
I've 2118 posts, so I must be doing something right.

There use to be more women on here, but for some reason or another they don't come on as much as they use to.

Maybe they received pictures of naked men too, I'm telling ya, the PMs I'm getting are obscene !

WHAT It might be true what you say, but I can't believe that, why would they
If it's right what you say then NAME AND SHAME THEM

I asked the wife if she'd received or heard of anyone receiving anything like this on any forum and she said; NO, she'd name and shame if she did.
The reason she hasn't been on was the forum got a bit boring for a time and this coincided with her selling the Blade and buying the CB1r.

Lol

I was havin u on, wish they were, I'd make a calendar for the chip shop

We did look at a FireBlade calendar with the owner on the bike with something bike related covering his/her privates 'and no, clothing was not allowed'.
Surprisingly, this never materialised